taintcicles 

when it's so cold out, you have icicles hanging from your taint

-Dude, your heat is broken during the polar vortex?
-Yeah, I fell asleep naked and woke up with taintcicles

taintcicles by thatlittlerascal January 30, 2014

tainticure 

the procedure where one grooms the area between their genitals and anus.

My taint hairs and dingleberries were a little excessive , so yesterday I went to the salon and Charity gave me a tainticure. Now I am nice and neat down there.

tainticure by Tits Davis December 24, 2008

Teriyaki Taint Lick 

Teriyaki Taint Lick; An asain giving you a very erotic taint lick. It involves a lot of saliva and slobbering, far more than a standard taint lick. It is sometimes accompanied by the use of tariyaki sauce but isn't required. However, if the taint licker is not asain then it is a must in order to be classified as a Teriyaki Taint Lick.

Guy #1: Man last night Wu was all over my taint.
Guy #2: You mean he was giving you a Teriyaki Taint Lick?
Guy #1: Whats that?
Guy #2: Its when an asain licks all over your taint like it was General Tso's Chicken.

Teriyaki Taint Lick by lil_richo October 6, 2009

tainticles 

the sasquatchuan hairs that protrude from the taint area, often catching fresh dingleberries

My tainticles trap dingleberries like a venus flytrap.

tainticles by Junior November 26, 2004

taintsicle

The act of going into cold weather wearing only jeans after sweating. The cold then freezes the sweat on your balls and ass, causing a mild flux in thermal temperature around your taint, instantly freezing your balls to your taint.

"Man Mike, we shouldn't have ran up those stairs! My balls are sweaty, and fuck dude, its cold outside, i might get a taintsicle if im not careful"

taintsicle by MTDEW6678 July 19, 2007

Taint Lick 

Someone with a insatiable appetite for licking the area between your nuts & corn hole.

I ran out of toilet paper so I had a taint lick clean up my zone.

Taint Lick by Doyle February 18, 2004

TrainTrick 

When you hear a song on the radio and you think the singer is really good looking and then watch a music video and discover they are creepy and pedofile like.

"Oh did you watch the music video?" -Brittany
"Yeah, it was just a TrainTrick!!" -Madyson

TrainTrick by MysteryMustaches May 8, 2010