To thoroughly tongue the area between a person's genitalia and their anus.
Suzie asked me to cleanse myself before she gave me a taint paint, but I figured that was what the damn taint paint was supposed to be about.
by Migrainiac January 6, 2006
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A Large Chapstick like concoction that eases taint related ailments like chapped ass, sore gooch, rash from swamp crotch, etc. Made of bees wax, and other essential oils, and available for sale through the Taint Paint website.
"Damn man, after that 3 hour session at the strip club having chicks grind on my junk, I had to hit up some taint paint to ease the burn."
by Taint Tamer October 19, 2007
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The discharge of female semen during sex or masturbation.
I had to throw on a poncho when the taint paint came pouring out.
by Ryan March 14, 2005
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Mark left on the underwear after scratching the taint. It may have a peculiar smell but not the smell of shit, therefore, it may appear to be a skid-mark but it is not.
You're always scratching yourself down there. You're gonna leave your underwear full of taint paint!
by AFRO12 June 4, 2007
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Wiping your finger, sex toy, or tongue on the taint removing any fecal matter acquired during ass play.
I was fingering this girl in the ass and I had shit all over my finger so I taint painted and got it all clean.
by parkay321 May 17, 2011
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When one moderately sweaty male, who has accumulated enough sweat among the "gooch" area, rubs his single index finger across it, only to finger paint the sweat upon a friends upper lip.
Dude...Ronnie totally taint painted me after running laps earlier today.
by richardunn September 27, 2010
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Taint Painting is a homosexual sex act. After anal penetration and/or ejaculation, the dominant partner removes his soiled penis and wipes the excremement/cum onto his partners taint (the area between the testicles and anus).
Did you see my latest taint painting? I hung it at Jonathan's.
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