10 definitions by Migrainiac

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To thoroughly tongue the area between a person's genitalia and their anus.
Suzie asked me to cleanse myself before she gave me a taint paint, but I figured that was what the damn taint paint was supposed to be about.
by Migrainiac January 06, 2006

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A foul-mouthed, small town girl with a large heart. Usually seen stumbling around with a cocktail in hand
That hengel totally tried to grab my junk!
by Migrainiac August 27, 2004

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The typical sexual experimentation that occurs between heterosexual women upon their entrance into college.
Veronica's boyfriend is well aware of her lesbiantics, and he always carries a spare battery for his video camera.
by Migrainiac July 06, 2006

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adj: the nature of being "mantastic"
Larry was always dressed for success and totally hudec with the ladies.
by Migrainiac January 06, 2005

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The country which borders the United States to the south. See Mexico.
Both margaritas and whores always taste better in Mexistan.
by Migrainiac July 14, 2006

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An offered postponement of sexual intercourse, due to untimely menstruation.
Mary Jane's offer of a red rain check gave Peter blue balls.
by Migrainiac September 27, 2009

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A white gummy substance, more commonly known as cream cheese.
Wilma and Betty love to rub cow fudge over their buns.
by Migrainiac September 06, 2006

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