taxurbation 

The act of putting off doing your taxes by masturbating

My constant, excessive taxurbation has forced me to file for an extension.

taxurbation by Cupcake Sally November 22, 2011

taturation 

The amount of tattoos skin can hold and it still look good. Differs by skin and body type.

That guys arms are so covered in tattoos, they are completely taturated. They have met their taturation point.

taturation by DJC89 July 7, 2012

Texturbation 

The act of sending a barrage of unanswered texts. Usually, the texturbator is being intentionally ignored. Sometimes, result of purported recipient's phone dying.

I had a serious texturbation session last night. He's over me, so I just ended up sending gifs to him all night.

Texturbation by Noshedint March 15, 2018

Tagsturbating

When someone tags themselves in lots of facebook pictures.

Sarah: I caught Alex tagsturbating last night, it was so embarrassing!

Beth: I know! Alex is such a chronic tagsturbator, I heard her parents walked in on her once.

Sarah: She's such a slut!

Tagsturbating by Ziggysmallz October 25, 2011

tabsturbation 

Masturbation to porn on a tablet because your porn computer is previously occupied/full of viruses.

Totally Not Gay Dude 1) "How have you been making due while your computer is in the shop, Eric?"

Totally Not Gay Dude 2) "It's been great! I did some tabsturbation on my way to work."

Mom) "What were you doing in the bathroom for an hour?"

Son) "Tabsturbating, it was quiet in there and it actually has a lock. DON'T JUDGE ME!"

tabsturbation by Nizzl September 30, 2011

Texturbation 

Excessive texting in public. Is extremely rude, and will cause you to look pretty lame. Brought to the world by Lee Shealy, on a church trip last year.

"Wow, shes going so fast its like texturbation!"

Texturbation by TrinityUMC May 11, 2009