Tadlock 

The god of all the land.
The most important person in the world.
He comes from a long line of Tadlock's.
But the Tadlock born on 1990 is our god.
we must worship him.
And all hot girls must have sex with him.
Or else the wrath of Tadlcok will unleash on the planet earth

"OMG i whant to suck Tadlock's shoes",said by Butt Face

Tadlock by Tadlock October 8, 2006

tacock

1. the ultimate fusion of a taco and a cock, straight girls are known to love both almost equally. The guy with the tacock will be the most amazing fucker in the whole universe

<wet_lady> cock is amazing
<Fapsy> I also love taco
<Fapsy> tacock!

tacock by Naglefar August 5, 2008

Taecock 

A BTS members big, giant juicy, cock who goes by the name of Kim Taehyung aka V

The Taecock overpowers all cock

OMG, have you seen Taes bulge, ITS FUCKING HUGE, I TOLD YOU THE TAECOCK WAS REAL!!!!
I bet you Jungkooks ass is reaaal sore

Taecock by vaginalspray November 6, 2018

Tadlock 

When your butt hairs get tangled up in your swim shorts while you are swimming.

Damnit,I've gotton a tadlock again!

Tadlock by coolkid14 October 9, 2006

Tancock

A man so self obsessed he fake tans his cock. usually has enourmous sex appeal to men sex and tries to hide this with outragious banter, but its quite apparent he was innapropriately touched by his estranged uncle in his early teens.

horresdous with money and will probably stich his mates up in paying back debt.

see also ~ money grabbing cunt great britan abs

dude i should have never let him borrow that cash so he could stick his pecker in the sunbed, im practicaly paying for him to get his fudge packed, hes such a tancock

Tancock by eywudjablowme September 20, 2011

Tacockin

When your girlfriend is talking while giving you head.

Will you PLEASE stop tacockin while your sucking my dick!!

Tacockin by Pockets 19123 December 29, 2024