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A man so self obsessed he fake tans his cock. usually has enourmous sex appeal to men sex and tries to hide this with outragious banter, but its quite apparent he was innapropriately touched by his estranged uncle in his early teens.

horresdous with money and will probably stich his mates up in paying back debt.

see also ~ money grabbing cunt great britan abs
dude i should have never let him borrow that cash so he could stick his pecker in the sunbed, im practicaly paying for him to get his fudge packed, hes such a tancock
by eywudjablowme September 20, 2011

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