Touching Another Dude Softly

Usually a persistent syndrome when a man grabs, caresses, pats, or otherwise makes uncomfortably gentle contact with another man, usually while engaged in conversation. While TADS may be socially unacceptable (acceptable man-to-man contact includes various forms of handshakes, punches, slaps on the back, etc.), it is also inappropriate to alert someone with TADS about their condition. Because of this, a man with TADS must unknowingly suffer with the disorder for his entire life.

TADS can only be avoided by distancing oneself from the carrier. TADS is not contagious. No medications are currently available to lessen the symptoms of TADS, but alcohol is known to worsen them.
"Dude, Bob kept rubbing my shoulders when he was talking to me before. What's up with that?"

"It's not his fault, man. He has TADS."
by greendazed86 April 02, 2009
TAD
Tuesday Afternoon Drinks.

The earlier version of or prelude to TND.

TAD allows you to get really pissed if you do TND as well or mediocre drunk if you go home on time.

If you find yourself in a pub before 5pm with a pint in your hand on a Tuesday, you are doing TAD.
If you find yourself doing TAD every week, you're doing it too often.

Also be careful combining TAD with too many other AD's during the same week.

Although TAD is better than MAD, WAD, ThAD and FAD are better still.
A: What 3pm already?

B: Yeah, time flies.

A: We need to pack up and go.

B: What for?

A: For TAD of course!
by YoungR January 20, 2011
tad
TAKE A DUMP. Basically.
I need to tad before I can go to sleep.

I just tadded and I feel soo much better!

What are you doing in there? Are you tadding?
by lidom January 07, 2011
This is a very funny thing.It means Touching Another Dude Softly.
JohnDude stop touching me like that!
CarlHow was I touching you?
JohnT.A.D.S.Touching Another Dude Softly.
by TiffTiffL April 15, 2009
Tad
A one-thumbed wierdo who, in the year 2011, came out of the closet in front of university. He has pectoral muscles the size of watermelons and he loves chocolate milk. You can easily recognize him because his head looks like a ballsac
Jake: Who is that funny lookin guy?
Bill: Thats Tad! He benches so much!
by P-Weezy Spud December 02, 2011
all that is tight or rad
those legs are tads as fuck
by maxtreme July 15, 2008
tad
A scientific measure of volume, consisting of two smigens with in turn consists of two mites. Not to be confused with the alternate measure of volume The DOLLAP,in which the origins and conversion scale are unknown.

This measure (the tad,smigen,& mite) are most commonly used in food preparation, primarily in the south eastern United States.
1 TAD = 2 SMIGENS
2 SMIGENS = 4 MITES
1 TAD = 8 MITES

conversion

1 MITE= 1.333 tsp
A( Pasel ) would be an unknown quantity of tads = a ( whole bunch )

Bunch = a hand full
by Hillbilly Ben April 25, 2010

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