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1: Name, Polish or Eastern European origin. Short for Tadous. English translation is Ted

2: a non-descriminate measurement, usually refering to a very small fraction of a whole (under the given circumstance)
1: Hey Tad. lookin sharp

2: Just throw in a tad more
by Andrew_BC_smoke February 04, 2010
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TAD is derived from ancient Guadalajara, near the region of necrophiliacs. Contrary to redneck interpretation, TAD means large geneltalia. Someone with a massive penis is considered a TAD. Female homo sapiens yearn for the extremely large man meat of a TAD.
"I was in the locker room the other day and I accidentally glanced at a TAD. That's all I can think about now. I'm not gay either. It is just that when he changed shorts it fell out and hit my foot. I pray my lady never sees it or her hole will be enlarged beyond the point where I may continue to enjoy it."
by Panties Stang March 21, 2010
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A douche bag who invented the "Cunt Punt" to torture innocent women, constantly plays with himself, and does anything annoying to get attention. Deep down, all he really wants is a dick in his mouth, since his is amazingly tiny.
If I were a Tad I'd just become a woman.
by The Cunt Punt Victim February 07, 2010
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A really nice dude always chill, a shoulder to cry on, always smells good always looks good. May not be boyfriend material but always a true and honest friend.
I love Tad he's my best friend always and forever
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This is a very funny thing.It means Touching Another Dude Softly.
JohnDude stop touching me like that!
CarlHow was I touching you?
JohnT.A.D.S.Touching Another Dude Softly.
by TiffTiffL April 15, 2009
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those legs are tads as fuck
by maxtreme July 15, 2008
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The ability to take a dick

T= take
A= A
D= Dick
hey the girl is hot, she could probably Tad
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