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Table Flip 

When situations get too out of hand and either:

A) You must relieve stress somehow.

or

B) You need people's attention.

You simply go and flip a table. This has been used many times in cartoons or movies or whatever, as you know. So. Yeah.
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
Person: "So I was j-"

Other: "OH MY GOD, I saw the cutest jeans!"

Person: "Oookay, I was just saying that I wa-"

Other: "Is there something wrong with y-"

Person: "*Table flip* BITCH, SHUT THE FUCK UP."
Table Flip by 1stConquest September 9, 2012
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table flip 

Something you do when you are angry. The phrase :flips table: or a variation of it comes up in online interaction, often through self-narration.
*table flip* IT'S ON NOW, BITCH
table flip by indigohalf November 12, 2010

The Table Flip 

When you just finished hate fucking a girl, doggy style, and you flip her off of your cock, forcing her into a somersault.
Yo, I used The Table Flip on my X after giving her one last ride! She rolled off the bed!
The Table Flip by Sirup January 23, 2021

Flip the table

The act of not caring for something anymore.

See Also: Fuck this shit.
Bob: "Man, I can't be stuffed studying for this test anymore!"
Bill: "Yeah, just flip the table!"
Flip the table by hazhazhaz November 4, 2013

flip a table 

to lose one's shit; to become enraged or angry by the actions of another.
Terese Guidice flipped a table on Danielle Staub during the season finale of The Real Housewives of New Jersey.

I totally flipped a table, but can you blame me, she spilled ketchup all over my Marc Jacobs shirt.

I'm going to flip a table if we don't get home before the Real Housewives of New Jersey season finale.
flip a table by lah_lah June 16, 2009

Flip the table

An action taken when an individual becomes so frustrated with a game or task that they seek not only to give up, but to do so in a fashion sufficiently expressing their anger. Though most often used to refer to tabletop or card games (Magic the Gathering, Dungeons and Dragons, etc.), it can be used for any game or job.

See also rage quit
"That move was total bull! You didn't deserve to win, that was all luck!"
"Whoa, no need to flip the table."
Flip the table by PsykoMutt May 27, 2016

flip a table 

to pull off an awesome move to show aggravation, epicness, and/or create a defensive barrier during a gun fight
guy 1: LOOK OUT!!
guy 2: HIT MEN
guy 1: FLIP A TABLE!
guy 2: (╯‵Д′)╯彡┻━┻
guy 1: nice save there
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