tabinitus
Military term referring to those who fake injury to get out of a certain exercise known as 'tabbing'
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Taintitus
Taintitus: When your taint is sick AF and running a fever. Usually caused from biddie hoes
Man: “Give me your hand.” Man puts hand on taint.
Woman: “ohh, that’s hot. You probably have taintinus!” -Doctor, MD
Man: “Give me your hand.” Man puts hand on taint.
Woman: “ohh, that’s hot. You probably have taintinus!” -Doctor, MD
Taintitus by Tainthandler July 7, 2018
Tabitus
An adjective which may describe any object or being which appears to be diseased in any manner. Forms of disease covered by Tabitus are behavioral and physical. The behavioral half of Tabitus covers sentient living entities and the physical aspect of Tabitus includes objects. Thus meaning that someone's behavior may be diseased, and therefore they have Tabitus, and if an object looks diseased, it has Tabitus. For example a severely damaged piece of bread may be described as having Tabitus; if someone is melon-moding in the middle of the road, they may qualify to have Tabitus.
Tabitus by Melon Thighs October 7, 2021
Tabulitus
The condition in which a computer user's internet browser window becomes overloaded with to many tabs and as a result the user panics because he/she cant find the tab they are looking for.
Oh no, I have 87 open tabs and can not locate the tab with the story about a tragic boating accident..... I think I might have come down with Tabulitus
Trinitus
Ringing or buzzing in the ears caused by attending an event with excessively loud music in Trinidad and Tobago.
Soldier we gone a rock show in Trinidad and d music was too fucking loud. 3 days later i still have trinitus.
Trinitus by Soldiermanbomboclaat May 31, 2018