Possessing too many tabs on the internet browser of your cell phone, tablet, or computer and strict refusal to close them because you feel like you're going to need them in the near-future.
Dude 1: Hey bro do you mind if I search up the nearest restaurant on you safari app?
Dude 2: Have at it man!
Dude 1: Bro, you have so many tabs open on your browser and I can't open a new one can I close them?
Dude 2: NO! I need all those tabs open!
Dude 1: you're such a tabaholic... I don't know if I can be your friend anymore.
A person who has a chronic disorder characterized by dependence on tagging themselves at places using social media, repeated excessive use of Facebook or foursquare etc. to notify other of their current location, the development of withdrawal symptoms on reducing or ceasing posts.
Nathalie is a tagaholic, she will tag herself at every place she goes, even if we don't actuallystop there.
I asked her if she wanted to go out and she said no and i saw she was online from the time i left to the time i got back. 6 hours. she's a damn tubaholic.
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.