C.R.A.P.T.A.S.T.I.C. 

Acronym for:
Collectivist Redistributionist Anti-American Progressive Totalitarian Antagonistic Slanderous Treasonous Insidious Cretin

Applies to politically correct & morally bankrupt progressives/communists/socialists/fascists/liberals/democrats/leftists/jihadi-apologists & appeasers

The most powerful & dangerous C.R.A.P.T.A.S.T.I.C. in America today is Barack Obama. He is bolstered by the CRAPTASTIC media which sold their collective souls to shill for him.

C.R.A.P.T.A.S.T.I.C. by AngryKittyNY July 22, 2010

P-T-A 

A short yet efficient "wash-up" or mini-bath in which a woman washes her Pussy, Tits, and Armpits, usually after sex-on-the-go or when rushing out to breakfast after a night of partying.

After her night of sex with Dude in the Blue Suit, she woke up in his apartment, took a quick P-T-A, and hopped in a cab home.

P-T-A by noyoudidnt October 17, 2005

T.A.P.

Abbrieviation for (female) Tits, Ass, Pussy.

1) A: Did you get some T.A.P. from her last night?
B: man helllll yea i got T.A.P.

2) That girl's got some T.A.P.

T.A.P. by Afroman and Im from August 25, 2005

T.A.P 

Tits,Ass,And Pussy

when used in a sentence it means you would do all 3 to her

That sexy chick is sexy as hell ill T.A.P fuck her.

or

Ill T.A.P that

T.A.P by TheGhostKiller July 10, 2009

P.T.A. 

Pussy, Tits and Armpits. A hasty bath taken by a woman in a great hurry.

Oh man, I'm so late I only have time for a PTA before my boyfriend picks me up!

P.T.A. by Eric Peterson July 21, 2005

T.A.P 

T.A.P
(The Asian Persuasion)

Defines anyone who is from the orient, and is I R L33t. The rules for beign a T.A.P are that you must be asian and have the persuasion to pick up ladies.

Cords-Dude, have u noticed drew latley, that fuckin thai is picking up all the ladies.

Nack-Yeh man, he sure does have T.A.P

Cords-What???

Nack-The Asian Pursuasion!

Cords- Fuck yeah

T.A.P by Cordeiro May 15, 2005

T.A.P.

Take a plane

Refers to Khalifa's new song T.A.P. on his mixtape TAYLOR ALLDERDICE

#taylorgangorkys

"Roll it up, light it up, have a puff let’s take a plane"

Take a plane = T.A.P.

T.A.P. by Juicy Kayyyyyyyyyyyy July 31, 2012