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The '[Oh no He didn't]' game

A game in which the participants watch a film or tv show and count the number of times they can logically say 'Oh no he/she/they didn't' outloud (such as when someone says something insulting or there is a 'twist' in the film) the first player to say the phrase wins the point. similar to the game bogies
The 'Oh no he didn't' game:

Film: "He killed my father"!

"No, I killed your father!!"

Player: "Oh no he didn't"

Don't hate the game, hate the playa 

When a guy gives up on a girl because she's banging someone else
Lalo: I could have had her.
Max: Bro, don't hate the game, hate the playa.

Don't play the game if you can't play the game 

A common phrase meaning don't mess with someone if you can't handle their response
How did you fool me!
Hey kiddo, don't play the game if you can't play the game.

Wet t-shirt competition game 

When someone’s left a turd in the toilet

You put a sheet of toilet paper over it and piss on it until you see the turd through the paper
Hey guys what did you do during lockdown?”

“We played the wet t-shirt competition game, fun for the whole family”

We Don’t Know: The Game 

We Don’t Know: The Game is a upgraded form of Calvinball.

Goal:
You HAVE to lose, no matter what or why.

Rules:
1 player must go over to a checkerboard and move the rook without his/her hands. The other must move a rock to a circle on the ground. If the rock reaches the circle and cracks before player 1 finishes, he loses 3 points. Player 2 climbs a tree and says a letter and a number. If the rook is on that spot. Player 1 runs into the tree while yelling “KING ME!” If he knocks the bubble rod down, he wins. (And remember: he must lose the game.) But if it is Tuesday, he loses.

Complicated, right?
Insert We Don’t Know: The Game being played here.

Wet t-shirt competition game 

When someone’s left a turd in the toilet

You put a sheet of toilet paper over it and piss on it until you see the turd through the paper
Hey guys what did you do during lockdown?”

“We played the wet t-shirt competition game, fun for the whole family”