T-Rex Driver 

When some who holds the steering wheel of their car so close to their bodies that their arm position resembles that of a Tyrannosaurus' puny arms.

My grandma is a real T-Rex Driver, the only thing missing is for her to try to eat Little Foot.

T-Rex Driver by King Dar January 7, 2010

couldn't drive a greasy stick up a pigs ass 

Referring to someones inability to do something.

Most commonly used to portray someones shit driving ability.

Dude 1: "Let me drive"
Dude 2: "You couldn't drive a greasy stick up a pigs ass"

couldn't drive a greasy stick up a pigs ass by vkwagz June 14, 2017

I can't drive 55 

A song about people that have the inability to drive at exactly 55MPH (55KPH in other places). Written by the replacer Sammy Hagar in the year of 1984.

Dude, I can't drive 55! It's not on my dashboard!

I can't drive 55 by videogames4all June 20, 2009

I can't drive 55 

A song by Sammy Hagar about not being able to go 55 mph because of excessive traffic.

I'm going to listen to "I can't drive 55".

I can't drive 55 by 5'11"Racer December 20, 2006

I Can’t Drive 55 

One foot on the brake and one on the gas, hey!
Well, there's too much traffic, I can't pass, no!
So I tried my best illegal move
Well, baby, black and white come and touched my groove again!

Gonna write me up a 125
Post my face wanted dead or alive
Take my license, all that jive
I can't drive 55! Oh No!

Uh!
So I signed my name on number 24, hey!
Yeah the judge said, "Boy, just one more...
We're gonna throw your ass in the city joint"

Looked me in the eye, said, "You get my point?"
I said Yea!, Oh yea!
Write me up a 125
Post my face wanted dead or alive

Take my license, all that jive
I can't drive 55!
Oh, yea!

I can't drive 55!
I can't drive 55!
I can't drive 55!
I can't drive 55!
Uh!

When I drive that slow, you know it's hard to steer.
And I can't get get my care out of second gear.
What used to take two hours now takes all day. Huh!
It took me 16 hours to get to L.A.

Gonna write me up a 125
Post my face wanted dead or alive
Take my license, all that jive
I Can’t Drive 55!
No, no no,

I can't drive...
(I can't drive 55!)
I can't drive...
(I can't drive 55!)
I can't drive 55!

I Can’t Drive 55 by Death Menace July 3, 2023

National “I Can’t Fucking Drive” Day 

May 7. Every fucking time I leave my house on May 7 for some reason nobody can fucking drive.

A: Why is everyone going 35 in a 45 and slamming their brakes?!
B: It’s May 7. National “I Can’t Fucking Drive” Day. Nobody is allowed to drive correctly today.

National “I Can’t Fucking Drive” Day by chyler823 May 7, 2021