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don't dip your pen in the company ink 

A man is advised against messing around with any woman in his workplace as doing so can have very negative consequences that affects many aspects of his life.
Employee1: I can't believe our boss slept with her. He was demoted once everyone found out about it.

Employee2: The moral of the story is: "Don't dip your pen in the company ink, it causes nothing but trouble".
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Can't Dip Dust 

The undippable, smaller almost useless chips and the bottom of a dorito bag. These are often left to go to waste as they are unable to support tasty salsa and cannot be consumed comfotably without tipping the bag up in a cave man like display of greedyness.
Person 1: Ah man, that was the last good chip

Person 2: No way man theres loads left!

Person 1: Nuh uh! You Can't Dip Dust douchebag

Person 2: Ppsshhhhh

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Person 1: Dude, you want a chip with salsa they're so tasty!

Person 2: Ahh yeah thanks...WTF man, theres no dipping chips in here there's only Dust, Can't Dip Dust! Throw that shit away.

Person 1: Aight, but don't waste the dust I'ma tip that bag up later when no ones here
Can't Dip Dust by mcollett88 August 1, 2009

don't dip your bush onto the company dink 

This phrase advises female workers not to hook up with their male colleagues (especially the doofus ones). Office romances cause nothing but drama, heartache, and embarrassment for all involved (including onlookers).

It is women's version of "Don't dip your pen in the company ink," which is often pronounced by obnoxious dude bros.
Female #1: "Oooh, Mikey got transferred to our department. He is so hot."

Female #2: That guy?! Hells no! Girl, don't dip your bush onto the company dink."

You're Dipping In The Kool-Aid And You Don't Even Know The Flavor 

What you say to prove you're black in front of millions of Americans.
"Well Mr. Vice President as an African-American who loves Kool aid (especially watermelon because im black LOL!), there is a saying that You're Dipping In The Kool-Aid And You Don't Even Know The Flavor! Get it because im black LOL!" - Cory Booker

You're Dipping In The Kool-Aid And You Don't Even Know The Flavor 

You're mixing X with Y and you don't even know how the Y affect the X and how the X affect the Y
"yo bid'n. Y'all white niggas dun no anythin'. There's a saying in ma community You're Dipping In The Kool-Aid And You Don't Even Know The Flavor"

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
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