don't cock out 

The synonym is "don't cock up" but this version is much cooler. Can be also used to express your dissatisfacition or anger.

Don't cock out man! Don't cock out.

don't cock out by adżej May 7, 2015

Don’t suck cock 

A statement made towards a male homosexual in the eternal hope that they will be set straight.

Don’t suck cock you fucking faggot. Wtf is wrong with you?

Don’t suck cock by de-pube January 26, 2023

if it's a chicken it ain't my cock 

Use In cases in the place of "its not my problem" or "fuk Dat bitch"

Person 1: Clean the kitchen
Person 2: if it's a chicken it ain't my cock

2
Person 1: man you da nigga
Person 2: thanks man but it if its a chicken it ain't my cock

if it's a chicken it ain't my cock by lp2323 July 19, 2014

the bosses cock isn't going to suck itself 

In large corporations it is imperative to understand that the bosses cock isn't going to suck itself if your goal is to move up the ladder.

Excuse me, Derek? The bosses cock isn't going to suck itself.

the bosses cock isn't going to suck itself by milfhunter37 March 31, 2003

(T.C.B) Tactical cock-block 

basically its a planned cockblock and requires the utmost creativity and epicness to pull one off. but instead of ruining the mood you just completely make it impossible.

ok ok so jimmy finally got that chick down to the apartment. so right b4 they start makin out, lets axe bomb and shaving cream bomb the room theyre in.

they do it.

she runs of screaming.

guys yell"oh yeah no chica for him tonight."

and since i have to include the whole word in here (T.C.B) tactical cock-block

(T.C.B) Tactical cock-block by tcb master September 20, 2011

cockn't 

The word "cockn't" means "you have no dick".Or,it can be used when chopping off somebody's dick.

Situation 1
Person 1: Wow, I'm the best
Person 2: Cockn't
Person 1: Thanks for reminding me I don't have testicles >:(
Situation 2
Person 3: Wow,I'm so cool,everyone else sucks!
Person 4: COCKN'T *chops off Person 3's dick*
Person 3: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

cockn't by Memeadeen June 3, 2020

COCKADOODLE-DON'T

A fine girl that you think about being intimate with ALL the time but the negatives of doing so could far out weigh the positives.
ie; venereal disease, best friends wife, your boss, midget, reputation for being a clingy psycho, convicted violent felon, under-age, fat, it could break up the band.

I think I could have fucked my bosses 17 year old daughter but she is a cockadoodle-don't!

COCKADOODLE-DON'T by Dill-pickle February 26, 2009