Kansas City T-Bones 

A minor league baseball team located in Kansas City, Kansas, playing at CommunityAmerica Ballpark. They are renowned for occasionally being amazingly good one game and amazingly bad the next. Team mascot is Sizzle the Bull. They are renowned for being very economical. The team plays in the American Association of Independent Professional Baseball.

Person 1: Man, wanna go to the Kansas City T-Bones game?
Person 2: Sure, they're cheaper than the Royals, and they sometimes win!

Kansas City T-Bones by Lorenzo di Roma August 11, 2012

Hot T-Bone Steak 

Subsequent to anal sex, the male places his poo stained penis into the ear of his unsuspecting partner.

After John buttfucked Rita, he gave her a Hot T-Bone Steak when she least expected it. Now her ear smells like John's used toilet paper.

Hot T-Bone Steak by J Bonz Boi June 8, 2004

Tuscan T-Bone 

1. A menu item at Olive Garden. Grilled 18 oz choice T-bone brushed with Italian herbs. Served with Tuscan potatoes and bell peppers.

2. A Tuscan T-Bone occurs when a guy is ready to slide it gently into a cute, usually Italian, chick's pussy. He first takes a peek to enjoy the view and discovers a disgustingly hairy crotch, tries to ram it in before he gets sick, misses her camouflaged hole, and jams his cock into her taint. All of this ends with his bone crumpled into the shape of a "T".

Bill: Ouch! Shit!

Sophie: What happened?

Bill: What do you mean, what happened? I took one look at your snatch and ended up with a Tuscan T-Bone. You could warn a guy!

Tuscan T-Bone by oso31 June 19, 2007

T-Bone Kotex

A T-bone Kotex is that absorbent pad often found stuck to the steaks you buy from the grocery store.Should be removed before grilling.

I always check the bottom of the steak,after removing from the package,to make sure the T-Bone Kotex is not stuck to it.

T-Bone Kotex by wolfbait51 June 2, 2011

Rusty T-Bone 

The act of taking a bong rip off of a girls back whilst banging her from behind.

Ty just went into my room and gave that girl a rusty T-bone, now my room smells like sex and weed.

Rusty T-Bone by um,ok December 8, 2012

T BONE 

Hit broadside.

I got T-Boned by a broad running a stop sign!

T BONE by Wulf November 1, 2003

texas t-bone 

When a man puts a strap-on on backwards and bones two chicks simultaneously by swaying back and forth while standing. The chicks are bent over imitating doggy style creating an upside down T.

Andy texas t-boned two skanks at mikes party last night.

texas t-bone by Coochers April 14, 2008