E.T.'s Asshole 

A really ugly person

that guy over there looks like E.T.'s Asshole!

E.T.'s Asshole by richardskull October 19, 2009

the asshole doesn't fall far from the tree 

When a son/daughter is intolerable or unlikable, just like their father/mother.

The neighbor boy must be taking lessons from his father. He let his dog poop in our yard again," I said. "The asshole doesn't fall far from the tree.

the asshole doesn't fall far from the tree by HOEL November 8, 2010

my asshole hurts from taking shits that I don’t give 

When you REALLY don’t care about anything/anyone

Toxic little kid: Dude you suck ass at this game. I don’t understand why anyone wants to play with you or even talk to you.
Me: Bro my asshole hurts from taking shits that I don’t give.
Everyone in the voice channel: *laughs*

my asshole hurts from taking shits that I don’t give by Fireguy47 September 25, 2020

you don't know shit from your asshole 

To be oblivious or uninformed on a subject you are trying to create a dialogue about.

The fact you think the government faked the moon landing proves you don't know shit from your asshole.

you don't know shit from your asshole by djstickyfing3rz April 3, 2015

Technicality Asshole (a.k.a., T.A.) 

A person who spews esoteric and inane factoids (a la Cliff Claven) during a spirited game of Trivial Pursuit or the like. A behavior exhibited much to the dismay of the rest of the players who all suffer from short attention span.

Erik, you are being a T.A. It is possible that Eli Whitney who invented the cotton gin didn't drink gin.

Technicality Asshole (a.k.a., T.A.) by Bubba January 8, 2004

annoying asshole who doesn't shut up about god 

a type of religious person who doesn't stop whining because you don't believe the same religion as them. follows you in public to show you their "sky daddy". harasses people for being LGBTQ+

DAMN MAN! did you see that annoying asshole who doesn't shut up about god earlier? he was following me to try to "pray the gay away". he said stuff like "Adam and eve, not Adam and Steve"

annoying asshole who doesn't shut up about god by bootleg_retard October 8, 2023

If you are an asshole then maybe we won't hang out Sunday 

An empty threat made in response to perceived asshole-ery, typically via text message.

If you are an asshole then maybe we won't hang out Sunday.

If you are an asshole then maybe we won't hang out Sunday by pettibzb November 23, 2011