Definitions by HOEL

cock portfolio 

A list of men in whom time has been invested, sexually.

Girl 1: I don't want to go to that bar.

Girl 2: But you haven't slept with the bartender there yet. C'mon, he'd be a wise investment in your cock portfolio--we'll get free drinks!

cock portfolio by HOEL November 9, 2010

fucky charms 

The collection of underwear a guy steals from the girls he sleeps with.

Three weeks into the semester, I had fucky charms from the entire sorority.

fucky charms by HOEL November 8, 2010

cunt go on

When a girl has had so much sex her vagina needs a rest, and she cannot continue.

After sleeping with half the football offensive line this weekend, the girl exclaimed, "I cunt go on! At least not until tomorrow."

cunt go on by HOEL November 8, 2010

sexasperated

When a person feels sexually frustrated.

"No guys know what I want in bed," she wined, sexasperated.

sexasperated by HOEL November 8, 2010

the asshole doesn't fall far from the tree 

When a son/daughter is intolerable or unlikable, just like their father/mother.

The neighbor boy must be taking lessons from his father. He let his dog poop in our yard again," I said. "The asshole doesn't fall far from the tree.

the asshole doesn't fall far from the tree by HOEL November 8, 2010