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if it ain't rice it ain't nice

A: She is a hot white blonde
B(gigachad): If it ain't rice it ain't nice

couldn't knock the skin off a rice pudding. 

A term refering to pathetic fire power or fighting ability.
Dave, did you watch Star Trek last night?
Pete, yes but the Enterpise couldn't knock the skin off a rice pudding.
Ricen’t is when you don’t want to eat rice, but in a very short way.

Ricen’t may get you slapped.
Mom: hey, you want rice?
You: “ricen’t”
ricen’t by soulsyrupsp February 2, 2022

Trice-out 

v.

The act of farting to a degree where the smell becomes a burden on society.

Origin: Common folklore has it that the original namesake had a sub-species, widely believed to be a genetically mutated rat, living in his very own asshole.
Roll down the windows, I think I'm about to Trice-out.

Do you have any matches? Trice-out.

After eating that big ole jagoop, there's no doubt that I'm going to Trice-out.

Can I use your shower? I just Triced-the-fuck-out.
Trice-out by Schmokie September 15, 2013

Beefy Triceritops 

the sexual act of inserting not only ones penis, but also both of one's testicles into a vagina
thus the beefy
and the three makes the triceratops
I went totally Beefy Triceritops on that Ho!

Triceratops 

a fucking dinosaur what do you think
A triceratops is a fucking dinosaur, Gary.
Triceratops by danxmikey October 10, 2014