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synthetic clapping 

Synthetic clapping is the sound of clapping hands made by a synthesizer or through a software program like Synth-Werk rather than being made by a person clapping his or her own hands.
I can't stand the sound of real clapping in music, but synthetic clapping is fine with me.

synthetic mud

Jizz that has been extracted from a gay (or straight) man's asshole then mixed with Hershey's syrup and avocado's. Intended to be used as facial mask. Apply liberally!
John's face looks like a pair of angels marching two by two thanks to synthetic mud.
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synthetic mud by TheChuckster0 November 21, 2014

synthetic katydids 

The sound of a katydid (a cricket-like insect) created either via computer software or synthesizer hardware. Found in some types of Hi-NRG music.
I listened to a song by some Hi-NRG group a few days ago that had synthetic katydids in it.
synthetic katydids by Telephony January 1, 2015

synthetic birds 

The sound of a bird chirping created either via computer software or synthesizer hardware. Found in some types of "house" music.
No actual birds are harmed when synthetic birds are used.
I listened to a song by some house group a few days ago that had synthetic birds in it.
synthetic birds by Telephony January 1, 2015

synesthesia 

A condition in which one type of stimulation evokes the sensation of another, as when the hearing of a sound produces the visualization of a color.

NOT an illness like schizophrenia, just a neurological condition.
I am a synesthete, and I taste words.
synesthesia by Amelia April 4, 2004

synthetic bells 

The sound of bells being rung, only this time done completely by synthesis -- be it computer hardware or software synthesis. No actual bells are being harmed.
The demo called, äMPäri3" by the Commodore Amiga computer demo group Dekadence has synthetic bells in its zax -- how kewl!!!
synthetic bells by Telephony December 29, 2014