The most vague psychic since Ms. Cleo. Can be found on many episodes of Montel answering questions like "Is my dead dog mad at me for not saving him from the housefire" with a response such as "No. He or she could or could not be mad at you. That's because he or she is in fact either not living or no longer in your life"
Did you see that Sylvia Brown on Montel? She guessed that the dead relative was a man! Then again, she had a 50/50 chance of getting that right. But still, it's amazing!!
by WhiteMike March 10, 2006
A self-proclaimed "psychic" who isn't. She preys on people in vulnerable situations, exploiting their gullibility by performing cold readings, bad cold readings.
by VisitorQ March 20, 2007
A stone-faced, lying whorebag who takes money from desperate, deluded and stupid people without so much as a blip on the radar of basic human conscience. Challenged by James Randi on Larry King Live to have her psychic claims tested, which she publicly agreed to, but has been making lame-arse excuses to avoid ever since.
by IRON MAN Australia March 20, 2007
The case of Shawn Hornbeck is a recent case that got a lot of media attention in which Sylvia Browne told the parents that their son was dead and exactly described what happened and where he could be found. The police found the boy alive and well and Sylvia's story was shown to be completely false.
by kjdfgb March 22, 2007
The act of going to a fancy party or gathering and asserting dominance through climbing over a rotating ceiling fan and shitting over said fan so that everyone in the area gets sprayed.
Did you hear about what Ben did at the party after the Del Taco run? Yeah he got drunk and pulled a Sylvia Browne!
by Tittyfish69 August 18, 2019
Lying physic whore who likes to chew on her fake finger nails with her fake teeth and twirl her fake hair and sounds like a raspy old smoker along with an old wore out trombone.
sylvia browne...I can predict the future
Host.....Really?
sylvia browne.....Yes I am going to predict that I am going to light up a smoke.
Host....Heres a light to prolong your stinkin life!!
sylvia browne......I know, dont I sound Great?????????????????????????????
Host.....Really?
sylvia browne.....Yes I am going to predict that I am going to light up a smoke.
Host....Heres a light to prolong your stinkin life!!
sylvia browne......I know, dont I sound Great?????????????????????????????
by In Yo Face January 8, 2008
Lying physic whore who likes to chew on her fake finger nails with her fake teeth and twirl her fake hair and sounds like a raspy old smoker along with an old wore out trombone.
sylvia browne...I can predict the future
Host.....Really?
sylvia browne.....Yes I am going to predict that I am going to light up a smoke.
Host....Heres a light to prolong your stinkin life!!
sylvia browne......I know dont,I sound Great?????????????????????????????
Host.....Really?
sylvia browne.....Yes I am going to predict that I am going to light up a smoke.
Host....Heres a light to prolong your stinkin life!!
sylvia browne......I know dont,I sound Great?????????????????????????????
by In Yo Face January 8, 2008