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Beach Swole 

The act of getting blood to your showcase muscles (pecs, shoulders, biceps) prior to entering a beach, pool, hot tub or anywhere you take your shirt off. This is often done by men through push ups, pull ups and bicep curls making them look "beach swole" in an attempt to impress women. "Beach Swole" generally lasts 30-45 min before the blood leaves your showcase muscles.
Isaac: "Hey bro, lets do some push ups before we go poolside- I heard there's some good looking woman."
Ceasar: " Lets do it. I don't mind getting "beach swole" before we go over there."
Beach Swole by Lance Pecht July 25, 2019
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Stare and look around in a horrible and nasty way
The boy scowled at the girl

The Man scowled at the lady
scowl by djcbsg June 28, 2016
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Snowload or Snow-Load is a term used to describe getting fucking wasted drunk because it's snowing and there isn't shit else to do. A common slang word believed to originate in the Philadelphia area.
"Its snowing so we went to the bar and threw a massive snowload."
Snowload by Philly K1 January 21, 2014

Armenian Scowl 

The face 99.5 % of Armenian females make when posing for a picture. Instead of smiling, it is to look at the camera like they are the cast of GOODFELLAS
1.You should of seen the Armenian Scowl I got when I defeated my bitchy Armenian GF at Durak

2. Kim Kardashian is the OG force behind the Armenian Scowl .

3. Why does my Armenian GF and her friends never smile. They are gorgeous, and have nice teeth and smiles, but for some reason prefer to just ice the camera with Armenian Scolws 100% of the time?
Armenian Scowl by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 9, 2019
A sculpted, muscular young man of Hispanic origin who engages in bodybuilding exercises 100℅ focused on aesthetics, often at night. Often appears well-coiffed at the gym with tight-fitting athletic clothes and checks himself out in the mirror frequently. Especially common in the Greater Miami area.
Look at that swolito! He just did ten sets of curls .
Swolito by Hellas82 December 28, 2016

Swole Body

Someone who is very strong and buff who shows off in the weight room. They are usually looked at as a God of strength. Usually said at High Schools.
Athlete 1: Damn bro Johnny is showin' out in the weightroom
Athlete 2: Yeah he is the swole body!
Swole Body by shaqboi1234 June 1, 2018

Swollbraham Lincoln 

Swolbraham Lincoln is another way of declaring yourself to be a true swoll bro, much like 'Tyrannosaurus Flex' or 'MASSachusetts'. Often considered the pinnacle of your bench worship. Reps for Jesus
"Brendan had better be careful he doesn't get too swollbraham Lincoln, he doesn't want to remake the 18th Amendment of the church of iron. Reps for Jesus"