A fool who seems to blow every chance he's ever had with a female
Paul Canty is an incredible swoos for dropping the ball yet again.
Also spelled as sweus, is pronounced swoos. A swoos is:
1)the pen-ultimate newb
2) one who consistently commits fouls such as spilling beer and cheating at beer pong
3)one who has a hankering to watch the gorilas fuck at the zoo
"Tom is a swoos because he cannot hold his boozes and is a light weight"