Being left by a girl at a bar when that girl has found a better prospect.
I was chatting up a girl who was obviously shoulder surfing. I knew she found her mark when I got swonked.
by Troy Wright September 30, 2007
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A state of being so fucking drunk you can no longer be called by your given name and you can barely do the following: stand, be left unattended for any amount of time, and form coherent sentences. Being "swonked" typically results in the inappropriate touching of friends & strangers, being forcibly removed from bars, memory loss, and/or pants pissing.
Swank was so swonked he literally got thrown out of the same bar twice before 6pm on Sunday.
by K.Murk November 23, 2014
To be severely intoxicated after having consumed alcohol.
"Oi mate, your swonked. Better lay off the swonk for tonight"
by kenturamon April 27, 2009