swollen balls

When one or two of your little friends has a back up and fills your sack up like a bag of potatohoes.

Hey Joe, by the way your walking it looks like you have swollen balls.

by spreedoggy November 22, 2016

swollen biscuit

a portion of the womans body located above the cervix which is so swollen it appears as though its a biscuit protruding out of the females stomach
(a womans bulging pussy)

Mrs. Phiefer: hey marshal

Marshall: hey you fat bitch your dogs dead btw nice swollen biscuit slut. Are you related to michelle phiefer? no your not cuz your biscuits to swollen, cunt!

Mrs. Phiefer: ...

by derek porter July 24, 2009

swollen colon

When your asshole is inflamed, torn, & bleeding profusely due to many rigorous anal fucks by multitudes of men.

That bitch sure does have a swollen colon, after all she just got clusterfucked by a dozen dudes.

by sikwill October 20, 2005

Swollen Knuckle

The act of pinching one's scrotum between the fingers so a testicle is forced out between the knuckles, resulting in an apparent swollen knuckle.

Dude, I think I broke my finger. (Looking down at Swollen Knuckle) No wait, its just my testicle.

by Phibernaut June 27, 2009

swollen ankles

when you can tell that a woman farted because she is wearing pantyhose

Dude, stop blaming me for farting! See Angela's swollen ankles? They keep poofing right before you smell it.

by Graven Sevagorn August 24, 2010

Swollen Nubbins

Serious Homosexual testicular condition caused by the clashing of two different ball sacks during agressive doggie style anal intercourse

Goddamit Cam!! exclaimed Gordon, i thought i told you to lube up your back wheels!!

by John February 17, 2004

swollen vagina

Something that happens when you are a fuck-maniac.
My ex-girlfriend's vagina is swollen because I fucked her so hard.

"Yo, Linda has such a swollen vagina now."
"How so?"
"I fucked her so hard last night"
"That's rad!"

by Suck the what May 18, 2016