An abnormal proliferation of jacked fibraz, brah.
Often associated with gym memberships, a large Big Three, an unlimited supply of pussy, and a disdain for MySpace 'ripped' kids.
"Yeah brah, she was diggin' the bis, so we went back to her place. Turns out she's in med school...diagnosed me with a severe case of swoleosis that could only be treated with a great lay."
Symptoms include redness in the face.
Raising and straining of the voice at others.
Movement of the body in an angrily fashion.
Tom: Oh, him? He's suffering from extreme swoleosis.