switch hitter

a bisexual or sexually flexible guy/gal. originally meant someone who bats with both hands equally well, or someone who plays for both teams.

sarina's a switch hitter, she goes both ways.

by dagger_grrl November 2, 2003

switch hitter

Slang for a bisexual person

"You know John?"

"Yeah why"

"Turns out he's a switch hitter! Never even entered my gaydar..."

by igdoritos January 15, 2021

switch hitter

The practice of masterbating alternatively with the left and right hand. This prevents ones dick from bending to the left or right after many years of jerking it.

Women love my straight cock. The secret is being a switch hitter.

by smalldong November 25, 2013

switch hitter

one, usually a male, that masturbates using both of his/her hands.

it's a good thing i'm a switch hitter, because my arm was eaten by a dumpster last week.

by yawn April 14, 2004

Switch hitter

Slang term for a bi sexual person

John Travolta is a switch hitter.

by Black Fascist Hater October 30, 2012

Switch Hitter

Either a male or female who would just as easily choke on sperm as they would on pussy juice. In other words, they are a bi-sexual.

I never figured little Jimmy to be a switch hitter until the rumor got around that he parked his beef bus in Old Man Whithers's asshole.

by J Milbs October 18, 2007

Switch Hitter

When he or she maturbates with there non dominate hand.

its hard to be a switch hitter.

by David Mertoff November 20, 2010