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loaded swirly by oosiks32 January 15, 2014
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Chocolate swirly
The ultimate swirly wherein the toilet already has a multitude of turds inside of it. The victim's head will stink for hours, even days if the turds are rancid enough.
Bully: Ha! I gave Nelson a fucking chocolate swirly! Now his hair is all brown!
Guy: You're an asshole.
Guy: You're an asshole.
Chocolate swirly by Poor boy from a poor family November 28, 2003
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Dick Swirly
When some one puts there dick in the toilet and flushes the toilet for sexual pleasure. Antonym of Vagina Swirly. Source RevScarecrow stream.
My family looks at me differently ever since they opened the bathroom to find me giving my self a Dick Swirly
Dick Swirly by Benchance January 18, 2015
Swirly Head Ass
1. A sexual act. You get head from a bitch, then before you cum, turn her head around and put it in the toilet and flush it for a swirly then you jam your dick in her ass, turn her around again and skeet all over her hair, and let it dry. It is complicated and takes many tries to master. If done correctly, the following day the bitchs hair will be sticking up like a damn Super Saiyan, a white-haired super saiyan at that.
2. Any person thats hair is in a swirl (like a tornado), and looks like they just received a swirly, whether the hair is dry or wet. It is also specifically used for people living in areas with lots of tornadoes, mostly redneck areas of the South and Midwest (excluding the North Coast). Places with Swirly Head Ass people are: KC, St. Louis, Indianapolis, Oklahoma City, Des Moines, Omaha, Cincinnati, and every other place in tornado alley which just happens to be filled with 95% rednecks and hillbillys.
2. Any person thats hair is in a swirl (like a tornado), and looks like they just received a swirly, whether the hair is dry or wet. It is also specifically used for people living in areas with lots of tornadoes, mostly redneck areas of the South and Midwest (excluding the North Coast). Places with Swirly Head Ass people are: KC, St. Louis, Indianapolis, Oklahoma City, Des Moines, Omaha, Cincinnati, and every other place in tornado alley which just happens to be filled with 95% rednecks and hillbillys.
Dude 1: "Hey dude whats wrong with ur girlfriends hair today? it was all white and crusty and stuck up like a Super Saiyan Goku?"
Dude 2: "I gave her a Swirly Head Ass last night, I guess that bitch doesnt shower"
Dude 2: "I gave her a Swirly Head Ass last night, I guess that bitch doesnt shower"
Swirly Head Ass by 216Ski April 21, 2008
Swirlsy
a total ween, who is socially substandard. Prone to brown nosing, crying off and totally misjudging the feel of banter. Sometimes referred to as a 'jub'. A good example of a 'Swirlsy' will often be seen on his own at lunch, drinking innocent smoothie for kids with several rolls of tumble weed following him around.
Addendum: 'Swirlsy' is derived from the name Mr Swirls. The colourful internet character who believed swirling his face out using Microsoft paint would be sufficient to fool MI5
Addendum: 'Swirlsy' is derived from the name Mr Swirls. The colourful internet character who believed swirling his face out using Microsoft paint would be sufficient to fool MI5