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swimmerseye 

An eye that has been ejaculated into and the sperm irritates it causing swelling and redness. Most people use the excuse that it was from to much chlorine in the pool water.
After her mom commented about her eye looking infected the girl answered it was swimmerseye but she knew it was from her boyfriend shooting his load and giving her a facial.
swimmerseye by jpg3 December 27, 2010
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Swimmers 

Swimmers are some of the most commited athletes, used to training 2 times a day 7 days a week. Wile in the pool most of the time they are either crying, choking on water, or making ring bubbles. After practice in the hot tub everyone sits there in pain and squirts water at eachother. In the male changerooms alot of homosexual stuff goes of between themselves. after practice we usually eat around 10,000 calories. Swimmers usually just swim because they are too sexy for a sport that requires clothes.
Soccer player: "man I practice 4 times a week isn't so hard!"
Swimmers: "bruh you should see how often we train"
Swimmers by Yeetusthefetus22 February 7, 2020

Little Swimmers 

Last night I was laying in my bed masturbating.

I finished off with a kleenex full of little swimmers.
Stimers a scrawny white male that has a foot fetish and pays boys to suck his spaghetti, Stimers is also a 14 year old child predator/child rapist. No one ever has or ever will love Stimers.
You know that kid, Cole Greencorn who tried to rape Hellen Keller, yeah he,s such a Stimers.
stimers by Big Nigga with no condom November 13, 2018

Washed swimmers 

Pro Swimmers who have done goofed up so far.
Examples of Washed swimmers are

-Ryan Lochte bc of 2016 but sorta started to figure life out and sorta reedemed himself.
-Klete Keller because of January 6th.
-Connor Dwyer because of his stupidity of testosterone and getting banned.
-Shaine Casas because according to guys at the Texas pro group he’s an asshole also told a top recruit to not go to his former college out of spite.
-Yannick Angel because of his SA scandal
-Diver Jordan Windel because of texting an underage girl in that way.
-Brock Turner because of the incident at Stanford.
There’s probably more that’s all I remember so far.

Swimmers Tan 

A circle-shaped tan on a female swimmers back from the swim team suits. Almost impossible to get rid of by natural tanning and almost one of the oddest tan lines.
"Did you see Chelsea in her bikini?" "Yeah her swimmers tan from swim team looked so odd o.O"

dead swimmers

When a male doesn't have the ability to have children due to having dead sperm
Don't worry about taking your pill Linda, I can't have kids I've got dead swimmers,
dead swimmers by mitch00uk April 8, 2015