Swindon Syndrome

teenage motherhood

Look at that, the girl pushing that pram can't be more than 16 and I bet you that isn't her sister. Swindon Syndrome, if you ask me.

Swindon Syndrome by Slayer Of Cowards October 14, 2003

swindon ski jump 

Very very similar to a Lincoln log-flume, just add a ramp at the end of the flume, just above the vaginal region, making the turd fly through the air.

I can't believe we did a swindon ski jump last night and it landed on the cat. How funny!

swindon ski jump by MilkmanFromMars May 5, 2009

Swindon Syndrome

Hehe I totally agree with the above, see that kinda thing every day here... though there is the 'Swindon Syndrome' that affects railway workers exposed to asbestos, poisoned and went on to develop cancer

Swine Town all the way...ergh

Swindon Syndrome by purple_horizon February 28, 2004

swindon saves 

When your mate hands you a rollup smoked down to the filter

Oi, that's Swindon saves

swindon saves by sanandreas May 6, 2025

Swindon Oil Change

The act of an individual acquiring hot gravy and pouring it down into their own urethra and then inserting a Kit Kat Chunky to fill the tube up.

Shortly after, when the time is right, the individual will take out the Kit Kat Chunky and the gravy will cascade everywhere.

"Ross, have you ever done The Swindon Oil Change before?"

Swindon Oil Change by Dyluxray June 7, 2020

swindon city 

best pro clubs team in the wild west. Universally celebrated every single year on a thursday at 5:61 pm. If u do not like swindon city death shall be upon thou spirit.

Super Cool kid: oh yh the other day i played against swindon city and lost what surprise. And my dad passed away

Gay nerd: yo thats kinda rad yo. Bit of a swindon ting uno. My mum fell of an airplane the other day. Lol she lost in the gulag
Super Cool Kid: becomes jesus

swindon city by big daddy j (ur moms lover) April 28, 2021

Swindon 

The only place in the world you can buy cocaine off of a 5 year old.

TV Narrator: "Hey, have you ever wanted to buy class-A drugs from a minor? Then come to SWINDON! Where mothers day is universally celebrated, and fathers day confuses everybody."

Swindon by Rhaegar_Uncle_of_Dragons July 19, 2014