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Taylor Swiftor 

Taylor Swiftor is Taylor Swift's secret love child. She looks just like Taylor Swift. Except she's not naturally blonde. She uses "Sunny Karen Day" hair dye, and is living her best life. Usually used to describe someone short, not naturally blonde, and happy.
Omg, she's, like, acting like a TOTAL Taylor Swiftor today. Like, what the hell?
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swiftgron 

Dianna Agron and Taylor Swift ship name, and the belief that the two were in a secret gay relationship together.
Person A: Taylor Swift tweeted about watching glee because someone told her they were performing her song, but they never performed her song. It was just a dianna and naya sex scene!

person b: i bet dianna told taylor to watch if to make her jealous

person a: swiftgron is so real!

Swiftrail 

That company will go totally swiftrail
Swiftrail by James Riise January 11, 2008

SwiftIRC 

An IRC network, formerly known as FluxIRC. It wasn't really all that popular until it became the default server for SwiftSwitch, a client used to play the RuneScape game that comes with its own built-in IRC chat. A nice server with plenty of people to chat with. Its only flaws are some of the people who are located there. For example, the people who think IRC was only created for RuneScape players, the people who connect on from another client (usually mIRC) just to brag about how smart they are because they connected to the server using another client, and finally, the people who are just idiots. (lol wots evry1 age up in dis chat yo yo yo yea!!!!) Playing RuneScape isn't compulsory to be able to talk to people on the SwiftIRC network, so drop by when you have the time. There's around 6000+ users and it's still growing slightly.
Yesterday, I connected to the SwiftIRC network. It was nice, except for the guy who kept on bragging about how he connected from mIRC, the guy who kept on referring to the chat as "runescape chat", and that person who kept on asking me for "buttsecks...."
SwiftIRC by TheWickerMan November 19, 2006

Swifterize 

To make a positive change in the appearance or character of an alcoholic or addict in recovery. Typically such a change is dramatic and pronounced.
Ramsey is an obnoxious, little, fucking piece of shit. He needs to be swifterized before it's too late.
Swifterize by Swifterize August 15, 2014
A Swiftie wannabe, who obviously does not know a lot about Taylor. Has heard of songs like "I Knew You Were Trouble." And "We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together" but most likely never heard of songs like "All Too Well" or "I Almost Do". Will go around telling people they are Swifters. Annoying. Similar to Directionators
"Hi Taylor! I'm your biggest fan-I'm a Swifter!"
Swifter by Swift_Styles13 March 9, 2013

Swifterbal 

Broodje bal met extra veel saus
Ik wil graag een Swifterbal.
Swifterbal by DylanoSwifter December 14, 2022