swibs

a feeling of disappointment about a certain situation

Sam: "Oh no, there's no more drink left."
Jim: "That's swibs that is man."

or

Joe: "Alex is nickin' all your stuff!"
Dan: "As if, he's a swibadon!"

swibs by Swibadon March 5, 2009

Swibs

the most amazing version of dibs ever
counters all other dibsing of any sort

also,swibsy
the best way to say cool,or awesome!

omg theres only one chicken wing
swibs!!!!

i just jumped that bigass thing on my bike
swiiiiiibsyyyyy...

Swibs by njvsbfbhjabf September 24, 2009

swibs

when a person in a relationship gets an interest from someone of the opposite sex and rejects them

She totally "wanted it", i could tell, so i had to lay down the swibs.

swibs by grib April 2, 2010

Swishful Thinking 

When all you can think of is making 3 pointers, or making a basket that is a swish. This is common for poor shooters, who dream of swishes all day, and then celebrate when they finally make one, after multiple misses. This is called Swishful Thinking, as they continue to shoot and shoot, knowing they will finally make one.

Damn, did you see Keith hit that huge 3 after he missed like 6 shots in a row. Yeah dude, he is the king of Swishful Thinking.

Swishful Thinking by Gohanssj22 July 7, 2020

The Swiss Cheese Plan 

A long winded way of saying “We don’t have a real plan.”

“Have you heard of the Swiss Cheese Plan?”
“Yeah it sucks, one of the drabbest plans out there, thoroughly needs changing.”

The Swiss Cheese Plan by Cowboy_ August 19, 2021

Swiss Shitter

A term popularized by the Chuffed community of r/WatchesCirclejerk to refer to a stupidly overpriced swiss watch.

Husband: Honey, we are going to the Swiss Shitter AD
Wife: We?
Husband: yes, I need to get the new Rowleks submariner Superlaxitive chronometer certified
Wife: can't you buy a pagani design that is available at teddybulbasaur.com ?
Husband: no, I can only afford the homage, and get your panties ready for the AD
Wife: why?
Husband: you'll know when we get there.

Swiss Shitter by The Casio collector August 25, 2021

Swiss Miss Instant Piss

When you don't check the serving size while preparing your Swiss Miss Instant Chocolate.

According to Sam O'nella the chocolate tastes like piss. So you unleash a primal roar of sheer fury, the cat shits itself and jumps out the window as you kick the Swiss Miss box across the room.

-You take a sip and it tastes like piss, Swiss Miss Instant Piss.

Swiss Miss Instant Piss by HealthyMinder April 20, 2021