Swedes are a Germanic ethnic group native to Sweden. They mostly inhabit Sweden and the other Nordic countries. The English term Swede has been attested in English since the late 16th century and is of Middle Dutch or Middle Low German origin.
by Prkl February 4, 2017
"Wow, I wish I could cool and Swedish like that Swede. I guess Im going to go kill myself, because I have seen a level of swankness that I can never possibly reach."
by Sex December 15, 2003
by D'N X April 27, 2019
1. Person of Sweden, Scandinavia, Northern Europe. Typically tall and very good-looking with white-blonde hair and blue eyes. There is a stereotype that says Swedish girls are all horny bimbo sluts, but this mostly came from a couple of Swedish actresses during the 1950s who played some of the first nude roles.
2. A whitish-green vegetable with broad waxy leaves that grow in a tight "rose". Belongs to the cabbage family.
2. A whitish-green vegetable with broad waxy leaves that grow in a tight "rose". Belongs to the cabbage family.
(This actually happened in my school.)
Person 1: Did you see that HOT new girl? She is HOT!
Person 2: Yeah, she's Swedish.
Person 1: I would BANG her!
Person 2: Dude, woah. She's only like, 12. They grow fast in Sweden.
Person 1: Did you see that HOT new girl? She is HOT!
Person 2: Yeah, she's Swedish.
Person 1: I would BANG her!
Person 2: Dude, woah. She's only like, 12. They grow fast in Sweden.
by 100%swedishgirl May 27, 2006
A woman or man from Sweden. The woman are always hot but not as tall as everyone thinks. The men are also very good looking and are on average 6" or taller. Swedes can be found by asking them about Norway. All Swedes hate Norway because of the natural oil reserves that were found after Sweden gave Norway back to the Norwegians. Swedes are usually blonde but can very between dark blonde to brunette. Do not mistake a swede for a person from Switzerland, we hate that. Us swedes are all good looking and while at the but of every country's jokes, you still want to get with us.
by hot_swede November 11, 2009
you walk down the street and bump into a swede and the first thing said is sorry and the first thing done is fast walking so as not to create a situation beyond thier control
by guevara April 19, 2004
by gurkan111 February 20, 2018