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Sweaty Sal 

Often derived as a benchmark for how sweaty you are, this phrase has applied to sweaty men with the name Salvatore or Salvatoray, this is due to the rhythm of both Words starting with 'S'. The unfortunate thing about this is that usually it comes at a cost and the Sals that are named it usually burn and sweat to death. It is advised to take caution when approaching this matter
"Hey sweaty sal, going the mersh tonight'
"his sweating more then sweaty sal at a cricket pitch"
Sweaty Sal by Adzmazing October 11, 2012
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sweaty man salad 

an orgy of men all tangled up in a big pile of homosexual lovin', this will of course make them very sweaty, it is only a true salad if it has at least 7 men, preferably of different races to make it similiar to a salad
dave: yo last night I walked in on my brother and the western all stars basketball team in a total sweaty man salad!

mike: who was invlolved?

dave: Yao Ming, Steve Nash, Tracy McGrady, Dirk Nowitzki, Kobe Bryant, Ray Allen, Kevin Garnett, my brother and even Avery Johnson!

mike: wow that sounds like quite the event to witness

dave: who knew a guy Ray Allen's size could bend in such ways?

sweatysack 

when two testicles come face to face and the sack and scrotum start to shrivvle. The balls collide and the sack remains terribly sweaty.
My friend roman suffers from constant sweatysack during each day of his life.
sweatysack by p.figliano February 21, 2007

Sweatyballsitis 

Sweatyballsitis is a very common but serious condition which involves male’s genitalia excess perspiration due to the skin on skin contact in the groin area
Man it is particularly hot tonight I’m get Sweatyballsitis

Salami Sweat 

The sweat that collects between the shaft and the balls that tends to smell over time; stank dick. Relative to "swamp ass" & "fromunda cheese"
Just worked a double, the salami sweat is real.
Salami Sweat by Jenn_nJooce April 20, 2017
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026