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sweatervest 

An article of clothing often worn by 'rediculously' good looking teachers that make them somehow even better looking.
Mr. V looks so awesome in that sweatervest. He should wear them everyday.
sweatervest by The students November 5, 2008

Japanese Sweatervest 

The act of giving somebody a hand fart but holding you hand forcefully over the recievers face, ensuring the fart is inhaled.
Ahhh fuck Matt, you just gave me the harshest Japanese Sweatervest... Just wait till you go to sleep tonight you bastard...

Sweatervest 

Pronunciation: \ˈswe-tər-ˌvest\

Function: Noun

Defintion: A person who behaves like an asshole; a person that is inconsiderate or inpolite.

History: Though it takes it's name from a person being especially tool-like at a concert and pushing people aside when there was no path or movement simply because they are bigger, the phrase is expanded to serve to describe any kind of person who behaves like an asshole in any situation. It does not attempt to make any loathing against those who wear sweatervests in normal life situations, but it is notably strange to wear one into the GA section of a punk-rock concert.
"Man, did you see the way that guy pushed that girl?"

"Yeah, what a sweatervest!"
Sweatervest by thethp March 11, 2009

sweatervest 

Jim Tressel-Head coach of The Ohio State University's football team.
I wonder if sweatervest will recruit any good players this year.
sweatervest by LSU FAN January 3, 2008

Sweatervest 

An overt use of something wholesome stodgy and clean to cover up a dirty act.
Stephen Harper's performance was so sweatervested.
That report on the War in Afghanistan was definitely sweatervested to hide the truth.
The catholic church is constantly sweatervesting the past.
That news report was such a sweatervest.
Sweatervest by ophelia3 October 5, 2009

sweatervestite 

A person who wears a sweater vest, this person is obviously confused about their sexuality since they wear the sweater vest.
Todd hangs out in gay bars wearing sweater vests, he is such a sweatervestite.
sweatervestite by antoncrowley December 15, 2008