Sweatervest
Sweatervest by Puma123 July 5, 2016
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sweatervest
An article of clothing often worn by 'rediculously' good looking teachers that make them somehow even better looking.
sweatervest by The students November 5, 2008
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Japanese Sweatervest
The act of giving somebody a hand fart but holding you hand forcefully over the recievers face, ensuring the fart is inhaled.
Ahhh fuck Matt, you just gave me the harshest Japanese Sweatervest... Just wait till you go to sleep tonight you bastard...
Japanese Sweatervest by pud monkey May 30, 2005
Sweatervest
Pronunciation: \ˈswe-tər-ˌvest\
Function: Noun
Defintion: A person who behaves like an asshole; a person that is inconsiderate or inpolite.
History: Though it takes it's name from a person being especially tool-like at a concert and pushing people aside when there was no path or movement simply because they are bigger, the phrase is expanded to serve to describe any kind of person who behaves like an asshole in any situation. It does not attempt to make any loathing against those who wear sweatervests in normal life situations, but it is notably strange to wear one into the GA section of a punk-rock concert.
Function: Noun
Defintion: A person who behaves like an asshole; a person that is inconsiderate or inpolite.
History: Though it takes it's name from a person being especially tool-like at a concert and pushing people aside when there was no path or movement simply because they are bigger, the phrase is expanded to serve to describe any kind of person who behaves like an asshole in any situation. It does not attempt to make any loathing against those who wear sweatervests in normal life situations, but it is notably strange to wear one into the GA section of a punk-rock concert.
Sweatervest by thethp March 11, 2009
sweatervest
sweatervest by LSU FAN January 3, 2008
Sweatervest
Stephen Harper's performance was so sweatervested.
That report on the War in Afghanistan was definitely sweatervested to hide the truth.
The catholic church is constantly sweatervesting the past.
That news report was such a sweatervest.
That report on the War in Afghanistan was definitely sweatervested to hide the truth.
The catholic church is constantly sweatervesting the past.
That news report was such a sweatervest.
Sweatervest by ophelia3 October 5, 2009
sweatervestite
A person who wears a sweater vest, this person is obviously confused about their sexuality since they wear the sweater vest.
sweatervestite by antoncrowley December 15, 2008
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