ribbed sweater tee 

A t-shirt that has the appearance of a sweater. Can be solid or multicolored, but must be ribbed vertically or horizontally. Can only be worn by the sexy and bearded. This item increases one's ability to mate be an impressive 78%.

Guy #1: I'm going out with my girlfriend tonight. I want to look sexy, but i want to wear a t-shirt. What should I do?
OH WISE ONE: Wear a ribbed sweater tee. She will not be able to keep her hands off of you.

ribbed sweater tee by The Daring Definer May 11, 2009

sweater tits

Very hairy breasts.

I can't go out tonight, I gotta get my sweater tits waxed...they're getting out of control.

sweater tits by Sweatertitz December 25, 2016

Sweater Tester

term made up by Phoneman to tell if a woman is well endowed and or firm. If she is wearing a sweater and you can tell the firmness, she is a sweater tester.

See USC Cheerleaders for visual definition.

Hey man you see Erin Andrews Sweater Testing last night on ESPN?? It was better than the game on. Shes the definition of a Sweater Tester

Sweater Tester by Phoneman12 March 16, 2010

Sweater Tuesday

Lahser High School is trying to make the world more classier by wearing sweaters each tuesday.

Person 1: You wearing a sweater tomorrow?

Person 2: Dude, that's lame why would I do that?

Person 1: It's sweater tuesdays man!

Sweater Tuesday by whathappened December 15, 2009

Sweater Throat 

The itchy feeling you have in your throat when you are about to get/ getting over a cold.

" Hey Simmer are you still coughing?"

"Ya, I have sweater throat"

Sweater Throat by hellofool123 October 22, 2011

sweater treats 

Nice female breasts

Wow! I like to get my hands on those sweater treats.

sweater treats by Touch May 25, 2004

sweater thread 

Something better left alone where one thing leads to another resulting in disaster, like the thread of a sweater that when pulled unravels the whole garment.

That whole relationship was a sweater thread.

Don't go there. That is one sweater thread you do not want to pick at.

sweater thread by Ambergris August 31, 2013