Shartles and James 

Homemade wine coolers. Someone grabs some cheap box wine and mixes it with seven-up and puts it in a sippy-cup. People drinking Shartles and James can be found in the summer time at free movies in the park.

That lady over there has no idea where her kid is, she's all hammered on her homemade Shartles and James and flirting with her girlfriend's husband. Nice spray tan.

Shartles and James by Shartilingus October 3, 2011

Swarkles 

Is the name for the couple of Barney and Robin of Howi I Met Your Mother, usually used in fandoms. The name comes from the combination of the words Swarley (The name Barney had for an episode) and Sparkles (The last name Robin used while she was a teen singer in Canada, Robin Sparkles)

Oh, I love the Swarkles couple, they are so cute together

Swarkles by yellowumbrella January 30, 2014

shartle 

When one sharts due to sudden unseen excitement or state of shock.

He came around the corner and shartled me. I have to throw away my underwear now.

shartle by Tim O. July 29, 2007

startlefuck 

When you are suddenly and unexpectedly entered by someone with a full-blown erection.

To startlefuck a person right, you can’t let on that you are plotting anything.

startlefuck by Dr Bunnygirl July 25, 2018

Startle 

(Vb.) to move or jump suddenly (as in surprise or alarm).

The Amber Alert startled everyone in their sleep.

Startle by Rackoben February 15, 2019

Swarleen 

If you know a Swarleen, you're lucky. She's always a really caring person and will be down to help you out with shit. She has a really dirty mind and if you say anything to her, she can make something dirty out of it. She loves listening to music, mostly rap

Person 1: Yo know Swarleen
Person 2: Yeah she's so caring but her mind dirty AF
Person 1: True if I say anything to her she's gonna make somethin dirty out of it no cap
Person 2: Even tho she has a dirty mind I love how she's always down to help people

Person 1: True again lol

Swarleen by dont need to know bish April 17, 2019

Startle The Witch

A phrase originating from the video game Left 4 Dead that is to perform an action or say something that instantly transforms your good woman (wifey) from herself to a raving, dangerous banshee.

Jon: Lisa's freaking out man! I don't know what to do!

Pat: What did you do?

Jon: All I said was that I needed a little space.

Pat: Saying shit like that will ALWAYS startle the witch.

Startle The Witch by undecided1 January 1, 2009