Smartied Share definition Flag To be smartied is to have the round nub (smartie) on top of your baseball hat jammed down onto the top of your head by some loathesome person. Jim *rubbing the top of his head*: That asshat just smartied me. Smartied by Meighan22 January 30, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the Smartied mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch