To be smartied is to have the round nub (smartie) on top of your baseball hat jammed down onto the top of your head by some loathesome person.
Jim *rubbing the top of his head*: That asshat just smartied me.
by Meighan22 January 30, 2009
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Stella asks, "My old man's having a party tonight and he needs some smarties. I know it's a liberty, but I thought you might know someone."
One-Two replies, "Sorry, love, that's not my thing"
- "RockNRolla" (film, 2008)
by roglewis April 22, 2009
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One of the smartest people on the planet. Aka Mocha boy / Wannabe gangster. He is so attractive. Likes to wear Ray Ban sunglasses. Is a great programmer and mathematician. He is very calm and doesn't get mad easily, but if he does beware! Smartie is a great person to talk to, and you might be surprised by how much he knows! He doesn't simp for anyone, and everyone simps for him.
This guy is so hot and smart, he is such a Smartie!
by Smartie_ January 20, 2021
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A nickname for a person of great intelligence, often a women with strong features, extremely beautiful and exotic.
"Hey, Smarty, what's new? I missed you."
by MAUI May 23, 2005
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Yummy sweets!

Like chocolate m & ms but sweeter. Found in Britain.
They come in the colours blue, red, pink, yellow, green and brown.

It is well known that red smarties contain crushed beetles, pink ones can be used as lipstick when wet, orange ones taste of orange and blue ones send you hyper :)
Oi! You! Off my smarties!
by Boylio November 4, 2005
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A person trying to act smart but ending up being an idiot.
Don't try to be a smarty. Act smart.
by Gopherullas June 2, 2011
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