Mentally Swarthy 

Indicates a fucked up person. Means, that someone's brain is so black and swarthy (almost burned) that cant even process simple pieces of information.

Dude, you are so mentally swarthy, that cant even understand the difference between a cucumber and a cockcumber !

Mentally Swarthy by Seeker_The_One September 10, 2011

swarthy

Adjective used to describe any person with a dark complexion.

"After his freak tanning clinic accident, he surely can't be surprised that he earned the nick-name 'Swarthy Harvey', can he?!"

swarthy by mrepic January 26, 2005

Swarley 

Barney was mistakenly called Swarley in a tv show called: How I Met Your Mother

lady in the cafe is calling for swarley...
sees barney and hands coffee to him...
Barney looks at his coffee cup, it reads Swarley

Swarley by Smiley_Swarley June 28, 2008

swarthy sea captain 

an ugly or haggard person.

one who has been rode hard and put away wet.

"there goes that mangy old hooker. man, is she a swarthy sea captain or what?"

swarthy sea captain by Amy Christ April 29, 2005

swarley 

-The mixture of shit and semen after anal sex

After John nailed her in the ass, he covered he face with Swarley

swarley by Neil P Harris November 13, 2006

Swarney

Swarney is a fictional character created by mistake by a person of great humor during a late night JackBox Party game. Swarney is basically if Barney the dinosaur had swag for days.

Dude relax, Swarney isn’t real.. he can’t hurt you!

Swarney by Swarney October 8, 2020

Swarty Method 

An inconspicuous method a beach goer uses to relieve himself while around a group of people. The process of the Swarty Method is as follows: dig small hole in sand, laying belly down nonchalantly open board shorts and place genitals in hole, release urine and casually talk among the group, when finished and still laying down gently place genitals back in board shorts and close shorts, in one motion stand up and swoop sand over hole and resume socializing.

The beach goer just shotgunned five beers while talking with the most beautiful girl he had ever met. His fear was to leave her with his friends while he used the restroom so instead he used the Swarty Method to continue his flirtations with his new found friend.

Swarty Method by Aswart August 11, 2010