Eating so much ass, when you eventually come down with pink eye, you don’t know who gave it to you, just like in Mama Mia
Person 1: I actually ate so much ass last week, I think I have pink eye!

Person 2: Do you know who gave it to you?

Person 1: No, but it could be one of three people.

Person 2: So you pulled a Dirty Swanny
by Tricky_Dick_Nixon April 13, 2020
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If Carlsberg made men.....

Wow, what a bloke. Charming, funny, caring, and loyal. Has a temper if pushed. But can be pushed more than most.
Built with a large manhood he is extremely great at almost everything, but only almost.
Swanny what a guy.
by Godtastic January 10, 2021
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The act of wanking and pooping at the same time, then proceeding to call your grandmother.
Austin did you call grandma for her birthday.. Yes it was an un expected swanny!
by DoctorSatan August 12, 2022
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