If Carlsberg made men.....

Wow, what a bloke. Charming, funny, caring, and loyal. Has a temper if pushed. But can be pushed more than most.
Built with a large manhood he is extremely great at almost everything, but only almost.
Swanny what a guy.
by Godtastic January 10, 2021
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The act of wanking and pooping at the same time, then proceeding to call your grandmother.
Austin did you call grandma for her birthday.. Yes it was an un expected swanny!
by DoctorSatan August 12, 2022
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Some pussy ass Bitch that won't finger any bitches
That kid is such a swanny boy
by Fuckwenur40 November 20, 2015
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