swanny dickhead.

like dickhead, but far stronger. implying they are as dick headdy as a swan (which are very dickheaddy)

"You swanny fucking dickhead!!!"
"My mate jebbsy is a swanny dickhead."
"yeah, good one swanny"
"geg out of my cheb, swanny"

by Dave Wood February 26, 2007

Up the swanny

In a hopeless situation.

'...and if that does happen, I'll be left up the swanny'.

by LittleDonkeyLittleDonkey August 9, 2008

I swanny

An expression used mainly in the south when heavily irritated or pissed off.

Mother: Jonny go take out the trash.

Jonny: ahhh..I swanny!

by Greg Marshall November 25, 2007

Soggy Swanny

while wanking shout out all his nick names and try and cum before you say all of them

Dude, I did the soggy swanny last night I only got to three of his nicknames

by suck my dongle April 15, 2009

Up swanny

To get pregnant. British.

Hear about Ginny, she's up swanny!

Oops!

by Shuaman November 16, 2021

Dirty Swanny

Eating so much ass, when you eventually come down with pink eye, you don’t know who gave it to you, just like in Mama Mia

Person 1: I actually ate so much ass last week, I think I have pink eye!

Person 2: Do you know who gave it to you?

Person 1: No, but it could be one of three people.

Person 2: So you pulled a Dirty Swanny

by Tricky_Dick_Nixon April 13, 2020

Swanny

Gay boi who eats kids

Swanny is gay

by Bootysniffer69 January 21, 2020