Swank

To masturbate while crying. A combination of Sob and Wank.

Guy 1: Hey man, that sucks that Jess broke up with you.
Guy 2: Yeah I really miss her, but she is so hot. I swanked to her picture last night...

swanking

V. a reference to hilary swank, to hit another person with a milky towel or a tube sock full of ranch dressing

im goin to target to pick up some socks and ranch dressing, ive got some swanking to do

by A.J. Ninami September 29, 2009

To be corrected in public by Swank or person who has his personality of being a over-pompous, health-regulated person

You've been Swanked!

by shokubeni February 22, 2010

Were a man is masterbating in a ferocious pattern of rageously jagging his penis about.

Nick: Hey Sam what do you call it where you masterbate angrily and pull your penis in all diffrent directions?
Sam: Swanking.. Nick... Swanking..

by Mark Jackson. January 17, 2009

A mix of wanking off and spanking your mokney or act of masturbating.

Bily was sqanking in the bathroom

by SpankytheMeat February 27, 2005

A person that is probably a faggot and is not funny

by Kahn’s November 14, 2018

Swank is another word for cool but it's sounds better

Michelle is Swank af.

by Wdwlovers December 19, 2017