A very fat, obese women searching from bar to bar for anyone drunk enough to touch here. She is characterized by a very overgrown, winter busch, 4 bottles of perfume to cover up the cooter-stank, gunts and cankles are also very common in this beast.
Can be found chain smoking and stuffing food in her mouth in between drags. Last one spooted in Hudson WI
Roughly three out of four carry at least one STD, but two of those do not show symptoms. At least one of every eight is actually a man with a tiny penis.
In no cases can a swamp donkey ever look good, even with the worst case of beer goggles.
Ways to remain safe include swamp out, aka wamp out.
While out on the town, a good, trustworthy wingman (or sober friend) to keep the group safe.
Swamp Donkey: also known as wamp or wamper.
1)A very unattractive female.
2)A slang term for 'moose' in parts of New England and Canada.
3)A person at a party whose alcoholism and self-loathing climax in a rampage of solo mosh dancing, belligerent taunts, and a thin veneer of sweat, saliva, and vomit.
2) I decided to ignore the swamp donkey crossing sign during their mating season... the Abercrombie beast climbed on top of my car and wrecked it with humping motions.
3)Sorry I was such a swamp donkey last night, but could you please bail me out of jail?