Survival of the fittest. Those who can survive a Monday are ones that have extreme strength. No ordinary person has ever survived Monday, let alone live onto Tuesday. The strongest of all survived to Friday, and will reign superior. These people will and have been rewarded with the all-loving Saturday and the slightly less all-loving Sunday, whose beauty, kindness, and strength will forever leave the survivor astonished.
Me: Sunday, oh please let us be surviving Monday, with your oh so glorious beauty.
Sunday: lol fam too bad tomorrows another monday.
A bloody awesome free phone game. It features Australian themed mini-games inspired by the deadliest animals in the world including Drop Bears, crocodiles and box jellyfish.
Like the real thing, it is pretty much impossible for tourists and wannabee Aussies.
Surviving Australia is available on the App Store.
Steve: Hey Dazza what's the plan tonight, do youse want to go shoot some crocs?
Darren: Nah mate I want to stay in and play Surviving Australia with the misso.