surk 

SURK
v. surked, surk·ing, surk·in', surks
1. To annoy one's neighbor with any variety of unpleasant noises.
2. To drive or display an automobile with the owner's name on the license plate.
3. To park a sub-$20K sports car (typically a fire-engine red Hyundai Genesis Coupe) across two parking spots.

n. surker
1. One who surks.

Hey a$$hole, quit surkin' around over there. I'm tryin' to eat here!

surk by Knig Knog October 26, 2009

surk 

Generally similar meaning to suck.
See also: Yuo aer teh

Yuo aer teh surk!

surk by H4Inf April 9, 2003

Surk 

Basically means "Fat shit". Can be used in 2 different situations!

-Do you wanna come and play some basketball?
-No sorry, I gotta go home and SURK
or:
-Ludvig stop being such a fucking SURK!!

Surk by MightyMelvin May 13, 2018

surkin

a surkin is anyone who frequently makes typos, uses inappropriate words for things, or has poor english grammar in general
it can also be used as an adjective

'this new album is so grate, i already listen to it 5 times!' .......... 'wow, what a surkin' 'holy balls, how surkin'

surkin by gmnl June 14, 2011

surkogged 

to become extremely drunk beside a lake or in a similar outdoor area(~river,pond etc) at an early hour of the day and make drunken phone calls to people giving them advice on matters that you have no business in.

'oh god,i was surkogged beside the ucd lake the other day-i had two bottles of wine..i dunno what i even said to ur man on his dvd player from power city'.

surkogged by sorchaismyname January 12, 2009

surkhaab

Surkhaab is the name of an antique bird found very rarely.
Surkhaab has unique qualities find peace in silence. May be bursting from inside but as calm as a lake from outside. Stupidity overloaded but not as much as sensitivity. Emotions inside of their heart cannot be handled by words.

Surkhaab is very beautiful.

surkhaab by Shanra baten August 1, 2018

Nurple Surker

A roommate that kisses, sucks nipple...etc while another roommate is in the room. Associated with a "nurple surking" sound. Incredibly painful to witness and can often lead to depression, crying, random outrage, chronic masturbation. Suggested cures: Headphones, Nyquil, snoring loudly, chronic masturbation (while in room), rat poison, reciting the words "Shut the fugg up, I am still here and can hear you!".

Roommate 1, "Yea Mom, my room mate is a nurple surker, i'm going to drop out of college."

Roommate 1, "God damn nurple surkers kept me up all night."

Nurple Surker by Archie604 April 6, 2010