Surproused 

Surprisingly-Aroused.
When you are surprised to become aroused by something (most likely something rather unusual)

Philip was surproused when he saw an old lady trip over the curb.

Surproused by bassbassbass September 10, 2009

surfpods 

When your balls and knob shrivel up to almost invisible in freezing cold water and it takes ages for them to come back to life.

"hey Ratman the surf was cold today, I think I got myself a case of the surfpods."

surfpods by Tozerelli November 27, 2006

Surproused 

1. The feeling of surprise, mixed with that of arousal.

2. Being surprised at the fact that you're aroused; to be aroused at something that you wouldn't expect.

1. When you receive a blowjob without warning, you become surproused.

2. "I got a boner whilst watching Scooby Doo - I was totally surproused."

Surproused by fir3insid3 May 18, 2011

Surproused 

(adjective)
The act of being sexually aroused by something that you would not have expected to arouse you.

"So then she showed me the whip she keeps in her closet and it turned me on. It was weird, I never really thought of that stuff as hot."
"Sounds like you got pretty surproused"

Surproused by Valkur90 November 2, 2013

surproner 

Surproner - a surprise boner. It creeps up on you, completely unexpected and often occurring at incredibly inconvenient times.

"Oh man, I can believe I got a fucking surproner during the eulogy at my Grandma's funeral."

surproner by Blink169 June 19, 2015

Surprocked

The word/term 'Surprocked' is used when feeling
Surprised & Shocked at the same time.

To be Surprocked.

Trader 1: Did you see the Bitcoin Chart last night?

Trader 2: Yes bro!!! Seeing it at $120,000 had me
'Surprocked'!

Surprocked by SatoshiDYOR August 30, 2025