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supermarket sex 

When two individuals who work together in a supermarket can't keep there hands off each other during work hours.
Keirsten and chad work together in a supermarket they become physical attracted to each other and suddenly they begin hiding in the produce cooler so Keirsten can suck chads banana and chad and play with Keirsten 's mellons it leads into some hot supermarket sex.
supermarket sex by JDawg 316 December 8, 2015
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Michael Superbacker 

Michael Superbacker is a person who fell for a kickstarter scam (scam in question being the air umbrella) and stayed in the comments of said scam for 7 years, most known for appearing in penguinz0's videos every know and and then, Thanks to Allen Pan (Sufficiently Advanced) the air umbrella has been built, it is unknown if Michael has claimed it or not yet.

Michael always includes superbacker in his online presence, an example being his twitter @MSuperbacker

Some quotes
"Congratulations air umbrella! Dave W. , You where the first backer and I was the last 825th backer! :) Maybe we will both get an extra present/reward? :)" - late 2014
"Where the Fuck is my Money!? Where the Fuck is my Umbrella Mother Fuckers!!!???" - mid 2016
"Hello? I've been literally asking my mailman everyday... IS IT HERE???!!!, IS IT HERE???!!!, he just looks at me with a sad face :( please send my product soon,thank you." - early 2019
"Day 2,582... .... Woke up today in my tent by the river... it was really chilly and cold... only in the low 40s this morning. I found some blueberry patches yesterday along with an apple orchard. I am ready for the new fall season ahead ... The search goes on......." - Late 2021
"Michael is a man of focus, a force of nature so powerful not even the air umbrella can stop him." - Charles white (penguinz0) When talking about Michael Superbacker Jul 25 2021

supermassiveblackhole 

A typical party game, when a group of people just lie on the floor and on each other, trying to get as comfortable as they can. Consisting of members of both sexes.

Basically an orgy,but with clothes on.

Twister, but without the bullshit.
Dude 1- "wanna go to a party? we will have a supermassiveblackhole!!!"
Dude 2- "sweet, i just hope it wont be a sausage fest "
supermassiveblackhole by s@tellite November 1, 2011

Superfast Jellyfish 

A super colorful song about a breakfast food that only takes 3 microwave minutes. It's by Gorillaz, and Features De La Soul and Gruff Rhys. By the time this song is over your Superfast Jellyfish should be delicious and pipping hot.
Dude 1: Man, I have to wait 3 whole minutes for my shit to be ready!
Dude 2: Let's just listen to Superfast Jellyfish
Dude 1: HELL YEAH!

supermassive 

Introduced into popular usage from the lyrics of "Supermassive Black Hole" - the first single by the British rock band Muse from their album, Black Holes And Revelations; 'supermassive' is an abbreviated form of Supermassive Black Hole.

'Glaciers melting in the dead of night
And the superstars sucked into the supermassive'

The term 'Supermassive' is used by astronomers & physicists to distinguish Black Holes which have been caused supernova explosions. Supermassive Black Holes are recognised as the most destructive force in nature. Evidence is mounting that most, if not all, galaxies harbour supermassive black holes at their centers.

Supermassive describes something that is godlike; omnipotent; all powerful; amazing; inescapable; inevitable; beautiful; apocalyptic.
'...the superstars sucked into the supermassive.'

'Death is just another supermassive experience.'

'That performance was supermassive.'

'I'm supermassive'
supermassive by Clodius September 3, 2008

Supermarket shuffle 

The act of two individuals walking head on in a supermarket at which time they are unable to predict the direction the opposite party will maneuver resulting in a left to right or right to left shuffle that leaves both parties felling somewhat awkward about the occurrence. This sometimes leads to nervous laughter or a consequential head on collision.
Ex: Lyle was walking down the frozen foods section at Wally World when in front of him appeared a patron walking in the opposite direction. When the two parties tried to pass they did the supermarket shuffle before bursting into a nervous yet awkward laughter and going on about their business.

supersack 

Five burlap sacks sewn together to form one large sack. The word "supersack" is diagonally printed on it in large, red or black letters. Originally stated from Atif Rahman to Mike Sholars, a friend who refused to cheat in 'The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening'.
"Kick that f*ckin' shopkeeper's ass, shove him in a supersack, tie him to your car and ride the highway."
supersack by Atif December 6, 2003